Please tell the monkey I want my glasses back.

In all seriousness folks, I hope you enjoy the songs in the music section, as that is what this site is about, not me making up tall-tales about my penis. Although that type of prose can be enjoyable, under the right combination of circumstances, alas, that is just not the case anymore. Don't worry, next time I'm unemployed with a kid and two cats to support (and that scenario seems somewhat inevitable at this point), you'll definetly be hearing more about the wonders of my pecker.
Getting to the point of our post, read what George Soros thinks about our current president, and what he is doing about it. All I have to say is I don't believe in a god, but if I did, I would pray every fucking second for Soros to be our president. With Howard Dean as vice. But just to confuse you even more, let's compare Soros and Sun Myung Moon, and see who we prefer.
A new planet has been discovered that is only fifty light years away (that's close in universal terms) that shows earth-like attributes. Alright, it's fourteen times the size of Earth, but it is not gaseous. In closing I say, "Kids, stick with the rubbers!"
Everyone have fun, be safe, and don't do anything stupid.
Lar